Dentists Humor

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Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?
Dentist: with pain $100 and without pain $50.
Patient: how well, without pain it's cheaper. Pull it WITHOUT pain.
Without anesthesia neither anything, the dentist begins to extract the tooth when the patient outcry:
Aaaahhhhhhhh !!!!!
Hey, WITH pain it costs $100 !!!, replies the dentist.
Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?
Dentist: $70
Patient: $70 for just a few minutes work???
Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like.
A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair, the dentist notices a little brown spot on one of her teeth.
"Aha, caries! I'll have to drill this one out!" says the dentist.
"Oh no, I'd rather have a child!!!" cries the lady.
"In that case, let me adjust the chair first," replies the dentist.
A woman goes to the dentist. When he bows to begin to work, she grabs his balls. The dentist says,
"Mrs, I believe you have taken my private zone."
The woman answers, "Yes. We're going to be careful not to hurt each other, aren't we."
What's worse than having your doctor tell you that you have VD?
Having your dentist tell you.
Dentists are incapable of asking questions that require a simple yes or no answer.
Dentist says to the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?
Patient: Why? Doc, it isn't all that bad this time.
Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I don't want to miss the 7 o'clock tennis game.
A dentist was having a T-shirt that was saying:
let me to put my tool in your mouth
and on the back:
...and I will fill your cavity.
Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?
Dentist: Wear a brown tie...
A patient asked to the dentist if it's nasty to be all the day with the hands in someone's mouth.
The dentist answered him "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."

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